Highlander Horoscopes
Mistresses of the Cosmos
Issue date: 2/9/09 Section: Arts and Culture
Aquarius
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
This is a very intense week for you, maybe even more so than midterms and finals week! This week, you are freaking out because this is Valentine's Day weekend. You feel pressure to do something for Valentine's Day. Sometimes though you need your alone time. So just ignore this holiday and lay in bed.
Pisces
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Get your head out of the clouds! Valentine's Day has gotten you out of touch with reality, and you are hoping and dreaming of that perfect Valentine's Day date. Unfortunately you really need to get over this nonsense idea. Nobody is perfect and neither will be Valentine's Day. So just enjoy yourself no matter what your plans are. And if you are lucky to have a date, be appreciative for their efforts!
Aries
(Mar. 21-April 19)
Traditionally you have a very aggressive personality. The fact that this week is full of love does not ease your aggression. Try to hold back though and be happy for others even if you are not happy with your personal life. And remember red may be the color of aggression but try looking at the color in a different light and let love in for one night. You may be surprised by the results.
Taurus
(April 20-May 20)
You think you have this weekend all planned out because you think you have finally found a date for Valentine's Day. Sorry honey, it turns out that he is just not that into you. So this Valentine's Day just stay in bed watching movies with the support of your two best friends, Ben and Jerry.
Gemini
(May 21-June 21)
Waiting is the name of the game you are currently playing with a potential love interest. Stop playing the game and make a move. This is the perfect weekend as love is actually all around.
Cancer
(June 22-July 22)
So this Valentine's Day you are feeling a lot of pressure from everyone but your significant other. Ignore the pressure and just do whatever your significant other wants. Just because consumerism tells everyone else to do cheesy, romantic things doesn't mean you have to do something special too.
Leo
(July 23-Aug. 22)
Life is crazy busy for you right now and will just get more busy but it looks like a love interest may pop up out of nowhere. Don't make excuses about how you have to do this, that, blah, blah. Just seize on the intense attraction and go on Brett Michael's Rock of Love tour bus!
Virgo
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Get prepared for this week because it will be one of your best. The outlook on schoolwork is looking manageable. But even if that workload gets overwhelming, the weekend will make up for the stress. Just the atmosphere of Valentine's Day will lift your spirits to an almost untouchable level of happiness.
Libra
(Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
This week did not start off great for you. But don't freak yet mid-week. Cupid will work his magic and hit you with a dose of infatuation. Take this new relationship slow and it will last longer. Otherwise good luck on finding a guy for Valentine's Day on such short notice.
Scorpio
(Oct. 24-Nov. 21)
Forget that friend of yours. They have been bitten by the love bug and only want to spend their time with their significant other. Sorry to be so blunt but I'm just protecting you from their over the top PDA and their only desire to listen to sappy love songs like NSYNC's "God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You."
Sagittarius
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
There is no love from a significant other this Valentine's Day but don't despair. I have good news for you; you have awesome friends that are in a similar situation. So don't sit around sad and depressed! Get out this Valentine's Day and have a girls' night. You show the world you don't need a man!
Capricorn
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
This is not what you want to hear the week of Valentine's Day but dump your current significant other. Reality check: You have known that this was coming for a long time so just do it already. You cannot work this out.
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
This is a very intense week for you, maybe even more so than midterms and finals week! This week, you are freaking out because this is Valentine's Day weekend. You feel pressure to do something for Valentine's Day. Sometimes though you need your alone time. So just ignore this holiday and lay in bed.
Pisces
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Get your head out of the clouds! Valentine's Day has gotten you out of touch with reality, and you are hoping and dreaming of that perfect Valentine's Day date. Unfortunately you really need to get over this nonsense idea. Nobody is perfect and neither will be Valentine's Day. So just enjoy yourself no matter what your plans are. And if you are lucky to have a date, be appreciative for their efforts!
Aries
(Mar. 21-April 19)
Traditionally you have a very aggressive personality. The fact that this week is full of love does not ease your aggression. Try to hold back though and be happy for others even if you are not happy with your personal life. And remember red may be the color of aggression but try looking at the color in a different light and let love in for one night. You may be surprised by the results.
Taurus
(April 20-May 20)
You think you have this weekend all planned out because you think you have finally found a date for Valentine's Day. Sorry honey, it turns out that he is just not that into you. So this Valentine's Day just stay in bed watching movies with the support of your two best friends, Ben and Jerry.
Gemini
(May 21-June 21)
Waiting is the name of the game you are currently playing with a potential love interest. Stop playing the game and make a move. This is the perfect weekend as love is actually all around.
Cancer
(June 22-July 22)
So this Valentine's Day you are feeling a lot of pressure from everyone but your significant other. Ignore the pressure and just do whatever your significant other wants. Just because consumerism tells everyone else to do cheesy, romantic things doesn't mean you have to do something special too.
Leo
(July 23-Aug. 22)
Life is crazy busy for you right now and will just get more busy but it looks like a love interest may pop up out of nowhere. Don't make excuses about how you have to do this, that, blah, blah. Just seize on the intense attraction and go on Brett Michael's Rock of Love tour bus!
Virgo
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Get prepared for this week because it will be one of your best. The outlook on schoolwork is looking manageable. But even if that workload gets overwhelming, the weekend will make up for the stress. Just the atmosphere of Valentine's Day will lift your spirits to an almost untouchable level of happiness.
Libra
(Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
This week did not start off great for you. But don't freak yet mid-week. Cupid will work his magic and hit you with a dose of infatuation. Take this new relationship slow and it will last longer. Otherwise good luck on finding a guy for Valentine's Day on such short notice.
Scorpio
(Oct. 24-Nov. 21)
Forget that friend of yours. They have been bitten by the love bug and only want to spend their time with their significant other. Sorry to be so blunt but I'm just protecting you from their over the top PDA and their only desire to listen to sappy love songs like NSYNC's "God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You."
Sagittarius
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
There is no love from a significant other this Valentine's Day but don't despair. I have good news for you; you have awesome friends that are in a similar situation. So don't sit around sad and depressed! Get out this Valentine's Day and have a girls' night. You show the world you don't need a man!
Capricorn
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
This is not what you want to hear the week of Valentine's Day but dump your current significant other. Reality check: You have known that this was coming for a long time so just do it already. You cannot work this out.
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