What's Bugging Daniel?
Daniel Fargone, Bell Boy
Quick quiz. What do big chewing, "subtleties," busy shopping, clapping and enjoyment of good weather have in common. If you talk to Tammy, she has complaints about all of the above. I cannot for the life of me look at these so called "opinions" as more than just complaints. So for this issue, here are my "opinions" about what bugs Tammy.
The list goes on forever in regards to what bugs Tammy; have a five minute discussion with her and inevitably she will be bothered by something. Sure all of us complain; schoolwork is hard, I wish I did not have to work this much, I am sick, blah, blah, blah. I've got it! What about complaints or "opinions" of world issues? No? What does Tammy have to say? "Clapping is nothing more than slapping one of your body's limbs against another- clapping is one of the most barbaric ancient forms of communication in practice." I hope she remembers that point when she graduates, and out of pure happiness and love her family barbarically claps for her.
Let's switch gears to "subtleties." What on earth is wrong with subtleties? They keep life moving and spontaneous, oh wait, I forgot, and they are distracting-. for Tammy. Hey, if I have to spend an hour in class and I get just a little hot and unzip my jacket a little, deal with it! If I get a little hungry and want to slowly enjoy my bag of chips, deal with it! In short, if those "subtleties" distract you, then you may have other issues, focus on the class, not the person behind you. All I know is, I bought those chips, and I am going to enjoy them. Since we are on the subject of food, what about people who are big eaters, or "chompers"? Tammy? I say, be proud that you can stuff that whole baked potato in your mouth without choking. Chomp away my friend, chomp away.
In truth, Tammy is a great person, and her opinion should be heard, because if it is not she may complain about not being able to complain. Obviously I am not on the WBT wagon, so I leave by chomping on my "subtle" potato chips, and clap for Tammy and all she has given us with her words of not so necessary wisdom. Peace.